Just Askin...

But if you're a guy whose name is comprised of two letters and you're in the Top 24 on "American Idol," are you totally gay? This is just a wild guess, but by the way "A.I." contestant A.J.Tabaldo is holding that mic (yum!), I'd say the chances are pretty good he's a friend of Clay. Then there's Season One contestants R.J. Helton (confirmed gay), A.J. Gil (unconfirmed but deemed gay in this poll), and Ejay Day (unconfirmed, but who needs confirmation when your face looks like this?). Yeah, I know Ejay isn't technically two letters, but it sounds like an abbreviation and, hello, his entire name rhymes with gay. So what's my point? I don't have one really. I guess I'll just chalk it up to coincidence. But if having an abbreviated name and a penchant for singing makes you're a big old 'mo, then my parents really should have named me J.J. Jaygay Jr.